So, you've been asked to prepare a persuasive speech and you're looking for the right topic; one your audience will love.☺
You'd like something interesting. Preferably a combination of zany, cheerful, entertaining, outrageous, amusing, side-splittingly funny, comical, jolly, merry AND mirthful with a side serving of droll and a whiff of the ridiculous.
Maybe, even crazy!
Because humor is the best way to give people a good laugh. And done well, we both know it is very, very persuasive.
More persuasive speech resources: topic suggestions, notes on how to write a persuasive speech, an example persuasive speech outline using Monroes Motivated Sequence, plus a free printable speech outline for your own use.
What were those authors thinking? And who were they expecting to read their work?
Is there actually an audience for these books?
Come on, convince me that I should read them
Use these book titles as a starting point and let your mind run free.
Persuade us that we need what is contained within the covers of any one of these 20 extraordinary books.*
Curses and Blessings for All Occasions
The Manga Guide to Calculus
Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power
The Pop-Up Book of Phobias
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them
How to Survive a Robot Uprising
Extreme Ironing
Horse Yoga
The History of the Concrete Roofing Tile
How to Sharpen Pencils
How Tea Cosies Changed the World
How To Live With An Idiot: Clueless Creatures And The People Who Love Them
50 Sad Chairs
Outwitting Squirrels
The Deer-Smellers of Haunted Mountain
Nuclear War: What's in It for You?
Old Age: Its Cause and Prevention
Dating for Under a Dollar: 301 Ideas
Be Bold With Bananas
*These are titles of real books - not a figment of my over active imagination. Check this link to Abebooks.com and all will be revealed. It's worth a visit just see the covers. Some of them are truly, glorious retro masterpieces.
You do not need to actually read the books. (I don't think they'll be on a college student's reading list any time soon. ☺)
Instead choose a title, or any of the other 185 topics on this page: one you think has the potential to make an amusing and good persuasive topic. Then, let it work its magic in your mind.
Use your imagination (brainstorm*) to come up with your own ideas.
When you have three or four strong points that you intend to use in the body of your speech, flesh them out with compelling details: important fun things everyone absolutely needs to know about.
*brainstorm - an excellent and efficient method of rapidly generating ideas on a particular subject or theme.
If you haven't used the brainstorming technique before, you can find out more and see examples of it in action by clicking the link: what is a brainstorm?
How Tea Cosies Changed the World
As an example, here's the beginning of a fun persuasive speech using the book title - How Tea Cosies Changed the World.
"We know about the invention of the wheel changing the world. Similarly we know about the impact of light bulbs, telephones, and the internet. However, how much do we know about tea cosies?
That's right. Very little. In fact, nothing.
And yet, ladies and gentlemen, we should."
Compelling "alternative facts" I've invented to establish the humble tea cosy as a world changer, an important influencer, are:
The British Empire was built on tea. Every important event or meeting had the taking of tea as its center-point.
Expanding the colony? Let's chat over a nice cup tea about it. Those meetings could be very long, and tea needs to be drunk hot. Therefore, to minimize the distraction and distress caused by tepid or worse, cold tea, a tea cosy was placed over the teapot to keep the tea inside it warm. Thus allowing allowing history to be made. (Examples needed to illustrate.)
The tea cosy as an ambassador - A cosy was often given as a gift to important dignitaries on visits to other countries - becomes a tangible reminder of the Empire and its power. (Examples needed.)
The tea cosy as a symbol of domestic, national and international harmony - bringing people together, uniting them - fostering civilized conversations in often difficult situations...
Obviously, it needs much more development. However, I'm sure you get the idea. It's absurd, ridiculous and lots of fun!
Who'd have thought a hand knitted tea cosy could achieve so much! They need to be preserved and protected. They're an endangered artifact...
Is it a true story? No. Does that matter? No.
What does, is that you construct and deliver a good speech: one demonstrating you understand how to persuade effectively and is entertaining for the audience. That's the most important thing.
Put "persuade me that" in front of each of the following topics and take your imagination for a stroll. Are there any sparking a few, fresh and funny ideas?
Persuade me that:
lying is a good skill to have
the dog really did eat your homework
procrastination is essential for survival
fashion, for example, skinny jeans, makes fools of people
newspaper horoscopes accurately forecast the day's events
academic examinations are bad for high school student's health
dogs are a man's best friend
vegetables communicate with each other
being good looking is over-rated
time spent on social media is productive
looking intelligent is better than looking cool
it's a child's duty to annoy their parents
junk food is good food
public personal bloopers are character building
it's a parent's duty to embarrass their children
labor-saving machines like dishwashers or clothes driers are damaging family dynamics
Keep a straight face and give your audience a taste of deadpan humor, while skillfully persuading them that:
pretending to understand modern art is an art form.
winning an argument even when you're wrong is a useful survival skill.
talking to your belongings as if they can hear, understand and respond is a good, safe way to unburden yourself and keep your sanity.
there are benefits to having a disorganized, messy work desk.
from a cat's point of view, they are superior to humans.
research shows laughter yoga in traffic jams prevents rage.
mastery of the remote control is an affirmation of power.
pretending to listen to someone while daydreaming is an essential survival skill.
becoming a hoarder is proof of thinking ahead.
these 5 best dance moves for weddings will impress and have you talked about for a long time.
your thumbs deserve to be celebrated for all the dexterous texting they do.
the selfie-taking generation is in existential crisis. They do not know who they are, or if they exist, unless they frequently see images of themselves.
mental and emotional health is improved by talking to plants.
you can stay fit without having to work out in the gym: a definitive guide.
food dropped on the floor is fine to eat if picked up within 5 seconds.
having confessional conversations with your pet will keep you sane.
affirmations on refrigerator magnets can be life changing.
the checkout line at the supermarket will double in length the moment you join it.
the increase in 'accidental' pocket dialing is actually a sophisticated communication strategy.
there is untapped potential in parallel universe tourism.
having a terrible sense of direction can have unexpected benefits.
popping bubble wrap is curiously satisfying and addictive.
winning arguments with toddlers is possible: the ultimate guide for caregivers.
the future of communication depends on mastering the use of GIFs.
selective hearing is an essential skill for the survival and longevity of relationships.
finding inner peace through the checkout process is possible: The Zen of online shopping therapy - a complete guide.
Your audience's lives will be vastly improved through understanding that:
waiting for a
webpage to load is an opportunity to change their lives: 5 life-enhancing things to think about and do.
adding perfectly timed and utterly useless facts to conversations is an art worth pursuing.
they need to know how to safely navigate the uncharted waters of self-photography: selfie etiquette for newbies.
there is a deep emotional connection between humans and their Wi-Fi
routers.
faking enthusiasm convincingly regardless of the occasion is a useful skill: the ultimate guide.
unicorns are far superior to regular horses.
everyone should have their own personal pet rock.
communicating with emojis is a basic requirement for modern living.
they can survive a zombie apocalypse using bubble wrap.
replacing chairs with hammocks lessens stress and promotes relaxation.
speaking gobbledygook jargon makes a person sound intelligent.
becoming a professional cereal box collector is a worthy career move.
the secret lives of garden gnomes have a positive impact on society.
learning to dance like a robot will attract the perfect life partner.
being a bubble blower spreads joy and happiness.
training your goldfish to perform tricks requires perseverance and patience.
establishing a national rubber duck appreciation
day is important.
replacing all cars in cities with unicycles will solve their congestion and pollution problems.
wearing your clothes backward is the latest fashion trend.
training to become a competitive pillow fighting champion is possible with your guidance.
belly laughing at least 20 times a day has therapeutic benefits.
teaching penguins to fly is necessary for their preservation.
the world needs more superhero sloths in order to be saved.
conducting business meetings on trampolines promotes efficiency and creativity: Bouncing Around Big Business Ideas - A guide for entrepreneurial leaders.
using glitter as a source renewable energy has significant positive environmental impacts.
replacing handshakes with high-fives would speed up finding resolutions for the world's trouble spots.
Get a 7 step checklist covering all aspects of crafting a good persuasive speech that will take you from topic selection to choosing the best structural pattern to suit your purpose. Go to: writing a persuasive speech.
Persuasive speech outline with FREE printable
I've also put together an overview of the classic 5 step pattern of persuasion called Monroe's Motivated Sequence. It comes with a free printable, blank ready-for-you-to-complete persuasive speech outline template. I hope you find it useful!
How to use humor well in speeches
I'm sure you know that cliche: 'One person's funny is another person's not.'
To use humor well, to have people laughing with you, and not at you, which is a painful experience, you need to know what you're doing.